posted by Joe Anaya on September 16th, 2011

Last week, Matt listed things he thought would help you determine if you were reading the right blog. Here is my list.

10. You don’t understand the attraction to tattoos. Tattoos are for sailors, bikers, or the Yakuza.

9. You don’t understand the attraction to texting.  With a phone call, you can actually hear the other person Laugh Out Loud.

8. You get mystery pains. You can’t remember why you’re sore there.

7. You don’t workout to look good; you workout to NOT look bad.

6. The music you’re kids play is too loud. Or maybe it’s just that it’s not music; it’s noise.

5. You know how many calories are in a meal.

4. You occasionally catch yourself starting sentences with “When I was a kid…”

3. You’ve considered becoming the man with the hose chasing kids off your lawn.

2. Your favorite anti-establishment song is used to sell cars.

1. You know you’re middle-aged when the saying, “Youth is wasted on the young,” makes sense.

Did we miss anything?



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