posted by Joe Anaya on June 18th, 2012

In honor of Father’s Day, I’m going to give you a little peek inside my kid’s head. Here are a few of the questions he’s asked and some of my follow-ups.

If you could have any animal as a pet what would you get?
An emu.
What? Wrong, you should have said dragon.

Would you rather be a Wizard or a Jedi Knight?
Could I pick between Middle Earth or Hogwarts or am I living in the current world? Either way, I think Jedi Knight as long as I get the light saber.

Which mythical creature would you be?
Santa Clause.
Dad!

If you could materialize an animal for battle, what would you conjure?
An emu.
What? Wrong, you should have said dragon.

Would you rather fight a sea serpent or flying dragon?
Flying dragon if I have my battle emu.

What would you do if you secretly had all the money in the world?
Sell it.

What super power would you want?
Invincibility. How about you?
I’d control time and matter.

Would you rather fight something slow but powerful or something fast and deadly?

If you could control an element like earth, fire, or water in a fight, which would it be? And don’t say emu.

Clearly, he reads a lot of fantasy and I’m a wise ass. I’m sure the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, so I’m looking forward to his smart aleck answers to questions.

Hope you had a good Father’s Day.



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