posted by Matt W on January 27th, 2012

Well, so comes to an end “Women are Crazy and Men are Stupid” week at Male Pattern Madness. As many of you know Joe A and I have known each other for a long time and I happen to remember where his mantra started.

Many years ago, a group of us kids from high school were all hanging out together on a hot summer day. One of the girls kept commenting that we were all hot and sweaty. Finally, Joe A commented that indeed she was “sweating like a pig.” She tersely replied, “Girls don’t sweat; they glow.” Joe A immediately responds, “Well then you’re glowing like a pig.” I laughed and there was an immediate split in the ranks between the boys and the girls. It took a while for things to calm down. Joe A later said that if that girl didn’t want someone to comment, she shouldn’t have said it so many times, “She’s Crazy.” To which one of our buddies replied, “But you’re stupid for actually saying that.” That is the first time we said out loud that girls are crazy and boys are stupid. Ever since then there have been many times were Joe A’s mantra has rung true.

As many before us have said it better, Joe A and I would like to share a few quotes regarding our topic to bring this week to a close. Here goes:

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. “Women marry men with the hope they will change. “And they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.” – W. C. Fields

“The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” – George Carlin

Men will never win an argument with a woman. We are hindered by the need to make sense.” Chris Rock

“A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn’t want.” –  William Binger

I think of a man and take away accountability and reason.” Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson) As Good As It Gets.

“Women are so crazy that sometimes I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.” – Dion Boucicault

“Women don’t make fools of men most of them are the “do-it-yourself” types.” Unknown

 

Have a great weekend!



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